My new career - Politics

I have a 10-pointed systematic, integrated plan of action that
will get me into the Oval office and get some real work done. If you
love your country, believe this 10-point plan. If you want to be of
my vision, keep this 10-point close to your heart :

10. This war is upto no good. It's costing us a crap load of bucks.
God Bless our soldiers. Gotta bring 'em back home. Home is where the
good live.

09. Bucks we save on the war should be used to develop domestic
programs such as "Say No to Candy and Obesity", education, grass-roots
infrastructure development and enhancement (includes all forms of
beautification!).

09. Eradicate the whole concept of bi-partisan government. Work with
the opposition to get things finally done. When things don't get done,
blame the opposition for being sloth and not clearing the bill.

08. Spirituality is important. Respect for all faiths is important.
I am spiritual and practice faith in my own personal way. Just ask
any of my Mistresses!

07. Corporate involvement in government has to be eradicated. In fact,
we need to just corporatize the new government!

06. Change the healthcare system so that everyone has cheap access
to it. Your doctor has to decide what you need NOT the insurance company!
I will do this by setting up a new government funded corporate enclave
that'll blur the lines between doctors and insurance companies.

05. The government is bloated and my smaller government will work more
efficiently. We will work for four days a week and have a three day
weekend binge!

04. When elected, my government will deliver opportunities so that
everyone again believes in our country. I am for kick ass (oops, sorry!)
economic growth which is a very novel idea we need to believe in!

03. The belief that spreads to a nation has to be strong and inculcated
at an early age. Good education is not be misunderestimated - its the
good educated thing to do!

02. We are a sovereign country sharing a common home that is in great
peril. We need to push forward plans locally that will have a positive
effect globally. Government will only work four days a week - this will
save a lot of power and promote family values since we'll be home longer.

01. We have to change government in Washington. My government is about
positive change. I can provide the change the american people need and
it'll be a lot more predictable than environmental change.